Painty Hair

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Equipped with bowler hat I left the train and set off across the Scottish Wilderness that surrounded Falmer, muttering to myself. I've now been at university for such a ridiculous amount of time. I make a diving run across Library Square, hit the ground, tumble, and with a spring of my legs, propel myself, in the manner of a big ball of elastic bands rolling onto a bowling alley as the distressed Sheffield Ten Pin Bowling Team look on, I somehow tumble up the steps to the Library, skip, Rabbi like, over the gates requiring card entry, and with my back to sets of shelves, I find myself in the PK 87659-89253 section without much trouble. Onto the stool, and from the top shelf, as I gently push the left edge of the shelf unit, a copy of Description of a Struggle and The Great Wall of China falls into my outstreched right hand. I pretend to be Helen Keller, and leave via the disabled exit, un-noticed by anyone.

Later on, I find myself owning a picture of a kid holding a fish. We don't go to the Free Butt.